Basically what happened tonight at work:
Fun fact: Pretty much everyone who works at Costco is sarcastic and witty and it’s pretty great.
"Not enough for me? You are everything."
The neighborhood kids were just playing “Police”. The older kids pulled the younger ones over on their bikes and angrily demanded increasingly large sums of money. Infractions started off at 34 cents but the fines quickly ballooned to over 61 thousand million dollars.
I was going to correct them, but they pretty much nailed it.
And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years.
the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced
he was the father figure in her life because her dad was never around. Im crying
THIS FUCKING SCENE
THESE FUCKING TWO
FIRST YOU THOUGHT THE CALL WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING STUPID LIKE SHE FORGOT TO TIE HER SHOELACES OR SOME SHIT
THEN SHE TURNS AROUND AND DROPS THIS FUCKING BOMB
OH MY GOD DO I CRY
Can we just drink beer, play N64, and cuddle? Because you’re kinda perfect