I love my job.

Basically what happened tonight at work:

Fun fact: Pretty much everyone who works at Costco is sarcastic and witty and it’s pretty great.

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#costco #work #personal #job #it's the best
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#univoxbox #influenster

"Not enough for me? You are everything."

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

The neighborhood kids were just playing “Police”. The older kids pulled the younger ones over on their bikes and angrily demanded increasingly large sums of money. Infractions started off at 34 cents but the fines quickly ballooned to over 61 thousand million dollars.

I was going to correct them, but they pretty much nailed it.

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askfemgermania:

cityofmagnusbane:

pedoshaming:

And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years.

the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

he was the father figure in her life  because her dad was never around. Im crying 

THIS FUCKING SCENE

THESE FUCKING TWO

FIRST YOU THOUGHT THE CALL WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING STUPID LIKE SHE FORGOT TO TIE HER SHOELACES OR SOME SHIT

THEN SHE TURNS AROUND AND DROPS THIS FUCKING BOMB

OH MY GOD DO I CRY

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Can we just drink beer, play N64, and cuddle? Because you’re kinda perfect

Posted 2 months ago › 0 notes
#personal
Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom
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cah:

Olympic figure skaters caught in mid-spin, or wizards contorted in ghastly acts of sorcery? You decide.

(More glitter warlocks at Sad and Useless)

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